Mary Margaret slaps her husband across the face for eye fucking a doctor. The husband glared at the wife and started jerking off to the doctor claiming that loving her is equivalent to bestiality since she is a pig.
What happens next will blow your mind because their was a head shot with a sawed of shotgun. The wife transforms into optimistic prime and yeets her husband out of the earth’s atmosphere.
It turns out that the doctor was an astronaut so he flew after the doctor and got married in space.
The husband then sends the wife a letter which literally killed her because it was a letter-bomb.
Surprisingly, this events did not happen in Florida.
Cyanide Ranks 