Five teenagers in Florida beat up their science teacher after he said There are no other dimensions after being asked about the Upside Down.
“He denies it because he want to cover up the truth,” one boy says right before kicking the interviewer right in the nuts.
According to the juvenile delinquents, they are the descendants to the famed fictitious friends from Hawkins Indiana.
“There is no Hawkins now because it fell in the 80s and the government tried to hide it!” Eleanor says. You can guess who she thinks she is.
“The Duffer Brothers are aliens from a drug planet and wrote the stranger things because they missed their drug Blarpførp from Valhalla,” says Anderson. Clearly, not the brightest spark.
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